How cool is this? The only thing I can think of to top it would be to take a flight on it and call everyone you know on the com-link!!!
Here's some visuals...



-Scott
For those who care what I've been up to... as well as those who couldn't care less...














Here's one adventuresome lady. Renata Chlumska is circumnavigating the lower 48 states by way of kayak, bike, rollerblades and such. Gene ran into her while on a camping retreat with some other ex scout leaders. You can check out her progress (GPS) and view journal entries and photos here.
Just as the "Mother Road" bore the hopes and dreams of those heading west for a new beginning, so old U.S. Route 66, in the guise of Interstates 44 and 40, carried BoneDaddy and myself across this great land to deliver a tangible expression of the hope of this Yahoo Group for the betterment of one man. And though St. Louis to Tucumcari and back in two days seems exhausting, it wasn't. An opportunity presented itself to get involved in something good and I was happy to do it. I have not been an active member of this group as I no longer ride a Star but I got involved because I am friends and V.P. to BoneDaddy in our riding club, Ronin R.C.
We said our farewells and departed Tucumcari at about 3:45pm, headed East on Old Route 66 to San Jon (pronounced "Hone"). At San Jon, we headed South on a road that climbed up the side of a mesa atop which there was a large wind farm. Once we had done that though, the roads got very boring and straight. One other thing I have to say about North Texas... ya'll shore got some STRAIGHT roads!
We then headed East through Belleview, New Mexico and into Texas. At about 7pm we loaded the Bonebike back into the truck at a tiny little town called "Bootleg Corner". We then drove into Amarillo and I tried to call Brian again, but again was not able to reach him. We headed back North and got back onto Highway 40 East. We drove all the way to Tulsa, Oklahoma and stopped at about 1:45am Central time to overnight at a Motel 6 there. At breakfast at a local eatery we talked to a guy who was riding a Suzuki Burgman scooter. He had ridden it all the way from Albuquerque(SP?), NM to sell it. A future Clarence???
I had called ahead to the Kiva RV campground ahead of time to let them know we were coming, so they were ready for us when we arrived there at about 1:45pm (Mountain Time) on Saturday. As I rode into the back of the campground I saw skinny guy with gray hair tied in a pony tail next to a parked Harley Sportster waving me in. At first I thought Brian had come down from Amarillo himself, but it turns out this was Earl from Kansas, a snowbird who spends every winter at the campground. I don't even want to think about the significance of the fact that we were joking about the show "My Name is Earl" and karma before we headed down there and then there is Earl in the flesh! LOL

Brian had described him all too well. Quiet and unassuming, he emerged shortly from the camper dressed in simple blue mechanics overalls and a grungy ball cap.
He did come back though and I presented him with the title to the bike. After shooting the breeze for a while, we asked him if he wanted to go have lunch with us. He did, so we left the campground for the restaurant up the street with Clarence leading on his new bike and me following on the Bonedbike, and Trainwreck bringing up the rear in his truck. Clarence left both of us in the dust travelling up Tucumcari Blvd. He was doing about 50mph on the boulevard where the speed limit was only 35mph. I had a few moments of anxiety as we passed a cop going the other way.
He was very grateful for the motorcycle. He kept saying he wished there was something he could do for all of us in return. He did say that he wanted to get everybody's addresses so he could mail out Christmas cards to everybody. So if you want a Christmas card from Clarence, e-mail me your snail mail address at (Bone's email appeared here) and I will forward all of them to Clarence. I know it would make him happy to be able to do that.
Back at the campground we exchanged e-mail addresses and I got Clarence to write down his P.O. Box number for me. We posed for a few pictures, and Brooklyn, a great kid who comes to the campground to visit his grandma took a picture of both Trainwreck and I with Clarence. I have attached that photo to this e-mail, but I will also post all of these in the "Clarence" photo folder.
We departed the St. Louis area at about 3:20pm central. We made it to Clare more, Oklahoma by about 8:50pm and got off the turnpike long enough to meet up with Chuck Miles, who got to sign the tank of Clarence's bike himself. It was good meeting you Chuck, and I'm glad that car didn't cream you when you stopped suddenly to make the turn to the parking area where we were waiting.
We got back on the road and by 1:40am we had made it to Elk City, Oklahoma and we stopped at the Bedford Inn to get some sleep before forging onward. We left Elk City at about 9:15am the next morning. We tried to get hold of Brian as we neared Amarillo, TX. He was the one who originally penned the Clarence saga and it was his story about the grizzled Korean War veteran that got this whole thing started, so it would have been great to get his actual signature on the bike. Alas, it was not to be. I couldn't get hold of Brian though I tried about 5 or 6 times. Sorry we missed you Brian. I hope everything is well with you.
We offloaded the Bonebike at this point so that I could do some riding. One thing I can say about Northern Texas and Eastern New Mexico, it shor gits windy, ya'll! I was fighting some nasty crosswinds on the bike and when an 18 wheeler would pass, the air turbulence was nothing short of astonishing! Trainwreck pulled alongside and got some cool "underway" photos of me on the Bonebike................(pics in the next installment) This concludes Part I of the Tour de Clarence post...











Got the results from week two and it's not pretty.. Week 3 was even worse but I'll post those #'s at a later date. Man I HATE freshly oiled lanes. Takes 2 games to figure out the pattern. Had a good time with the exception of having to remind Sal it was his turn to bowl every time he was up. Christine's daughter is more disciplined. I'm all for having a good time but when you're not watching what's going on, you mess up things for everyone else. Secondly, you don't give instructional tips to a gal in the next lane who just handed you your ass on the scoreboard. Especially when someone on the next lane is waiting on you. Embarrassing to be sure. Anyway, enough of the Sal rant. Christine started off very well. She's getting the hang of her new ball. Her Mom Charlie however squeaked out a one pin advantage in both of the first two games. Handicaps are a wonderful thing. The pics that follow are of Christine, (center) her daughter Cassandra and of her Mom Charlie (Charlene).. Photogenic bunch eh? Mom hangs in there and is the catalyst of the bunch. The voice of reason. Maybe she'll be able to get Sal to slow down on the beers every so often.. NOT!!! I'm doing Iced Tea and stinking the place up so I have to go to Plan B.
I'll let you know when I figure out exactly what that may be. Second shot is of Christine throwing the marble in her opening game. All apologies for the poor lighting but my camera doesn't do well indoors and I didn't want to distract her witn the flash. And lastly a scan of the league report. We have a really small league as we're connected to larger groups that bowl at other houses under the same ownership. Kinda neat actually. Forest needs to look into another web host where you can post league results from your existing scoring software. I know of one really good one that's dirt cheap. As you have probably surmised at this point we're not going to set any scoring records but it's all good. Getting a little excercise and socializing on a Monday night. We'll get 'em next week. Put up a link on the main page that will take you to the Mega Vegas Monday Results blog as well. This so we can look back and reflect on how poorly we throw...
This weekend wasn’t too terribly eventful as I was looking after the Mikkelsen hounds. Always good to visit the dogs. They were true to form with Hank and Elvis wanting nothing more than for me to break out the laser pointer and run them up and down the stairs. Natasha is either getting smart or lazy as she’ll just wait downstairs for the laser to come to her. Della gets a kick out of it too but isn’t anywhere near as aggressive as the others in her pursuit of the elusive red dot. 300 plus channels on the big screen and wouldn’t you know it, Goliath jumps from the couch to the adjoining chair and lands directly on the remote. Thus killing all signal to the TV. Took me 30 minutes of button pushing and by process of elimination I finally got the thing back up again. I therefore missed a good chunk of “Collateral”. No harm though, it was on again in the morning. The other downer is that there I was with the house all to myself and access to a swimming pool and what happens? It’s mostly overcast all weekend. This after a blistering heat wave in the preceding weeks. I can’t win!! 


